UNFAIR & UNLOVELY ????

•  A very 'Lame & Folly' concept of getting 'Fair & Lovely' makes my mind goes 'Flail & Lively' for writing something 'Funny & Leatherly'.

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•  The story goes like, a girl is sad because of her dark complexion,a fair girl ,actually not fair but the fairest (as she uses 'Fair & Lovely') advises her to use 'Fair & Lovely' cream ,so that she becomes another fairest girl in 4 weeks.

• Now the first fairest girl meets another sad dark girl and tells her that 'Fair & Lovely' company makes face wash too,so 'ab nikhar dugna'.God !! fairer than the fairest, even thinking about that makes my eyes go 'split wide open'.

• Next the first fairest girl meets a girl who is afraid of using a cream in the winter thinking it might make her fairness go down but the first fairest girl tells her 'ab nikhar ghatega nahi badhega 'by using 'Fair & Lovely' winter cream..OK the first fairest girl is really smart.

• Now ,there is a twist in the story as the fairest girl is wearing sunglasses inside the room too.Her old friend ,whom she turned into another fairest, asks why these sunglasses to which she replies that she has dark  circles...WHAT?????HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? She uses 'Fair & Lovely' cream,'Fair & Lovely'face wash,and 'Fair & Lovely' winter cream too,then how could she have dark circles.It means either the brand is not effective or the smart girl is not that smart but dumb and un-updated as she doesn't know about her favorite company's latest product. 

• In the latest ad there is a fair girl asking God to lessen her marks ,at first the viewers would think she is talking about her grades but later it is made clear that she is talking about her facial  marks .OK ..I thought the first fairest girl will come with an anti marks cream but NOOOO..a dark girl comes with 'Fair & Lovely' anti marks cream.Why girl??? Didn't  you use any of the 'Fair & Lovely' products ?tch tch..:(

• Now the male part of this  story , a pehelwan is using 'Fair & Lovely' cream to increase his fairness.Suddenly Shahrukh khan comes there and tells him to use 'Fair & Handsome' cream. Shahrukh, don't you know 90% of the cosmetics market is based on female customers and it is them who go and buy  groceries ,so most chances are that men will have to adjust with 'Fair & Lovely' cream only ,so don't unnecessarily awake men's ego.And also it was you in 'Lux' soap ad some years back with 4-5 top heroines, what happened why dint you launch a male version of 'Lux' then and one more question ,when the pehelwan applies the cream on his face ,how his whole body becomes fair & glowing ,did he use some body lotion too ,you dint tell us about that lotion neither that fairest girl did and if the pehelwan rubbed 'Fair & Handsome' all over his body then how is this cream economical. It will be consumed in one day only and you say we are supposed to use it for 4 weeks.

• Anyways, my question is why not all the fair people of the world are lovely and do the owners of the company also use that 'Fair & Lovely'cream and are they that fair too,if not then why do we believe them and buy such racist products.In the end its the fairness of the soul which matters and not the skin.